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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 01:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.