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13.06.2025 10:42

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids